Your 24/7 Source for Malm-on-Malm Action is a parody porn site made by people with an amorous passion for the Malm bedframe line. Clicking on each image takes you directly to where you can buy the bedframe on IKEA. 

It is objectively hilarious.

IKEA doesn’t think so, though, and is trying to take the site down on these grounds: “It is essential and very important to us that our customers feel safe and know when it’s IKEA talking.” Yawn. I guess this is a bad time to bring the LELO IKEA vibrator back up. Get you some hot unvarnished Malm while you still can!