Usain Bolt: For two hours of your time, ALL THE MCNUGGETS.

Quite possibly the best sponsorship deal ever. In exchange for two hours of his time helping it set the world record for fastest delivery, online speed-delivery firm Shutl is offering speeding-bullet Usain Bolt 1% equity in the company and “ALL THE MCNUGGETS YOU NEED”.

We’re thinking they mean for life, but they better be careful because the average Olympian eats like a fleet of horses. We’d take that offer though. We just had McNuggets yesterday, and unlike everything else at McD’s we’ve revisited with Grown-Up Palates, those bad-boys are as good as they were the first day they met our trembling ‘buds.