When the Mirrors on Your Shoes Just Won’t Cut It.

Some days you might wake up and think, “I wanna feel skeevy today.” If that was today, you’re in luck! Axe Japan has produced a webcam site that lets you tilt the camera this way and that … the better to score an upskirt shot or ten.

At this point in the game, we almost wish Axe were Illuminati messengers, because that would indicate some level of depth.