Make your shamewalk a pride stride.

Ladies! Before you go champagning it up for the New Year, Harvey Nichols wants your holiday business. It’s offering to turn all those walks of shame you’ll undoubtedly be marching into STRIDES OF PRIDE … though from what I gather, it is only accomplishing this by making it nearly impossible for you to find sequined cocktail dresses-slash-blouses and hooker shoes within its merry walls. You will find many a sheath dress though, but if polyester sparkle is your thing you might not find this a very convincing argument.

This would’ve been a great Uber execution. Wear whatever you want and avoid that walk of shame altogether with your very own my-dad’s-a-Russian-oil-magnate car à la carte! Sigh. Maybe next year.