Because you’ve always wanted to parkour.
You’ve always wanted to ride the elevator to the roof and just jump. Onto the next roof, and then the fire escape and then down to the dumpster with a few somersaults in between. The only thing holding you back was your damn shoes.
Now there’s a parkour shoe. So now nothing can hold you back. Go to that rooftop bar in style, and impress all the girls with a most excellent exit.
We just like it because it’s another excuse to watch parkour videos, and now even more people will be doing parkour. Let’s jump.
